At first I read that and saw “Pants and skirts can go a few years without washing.”

Metacritic’s ranking of Star Trek movies proves what hot garbage it is.  Wrath of Khan is at #6 while Into Darkness is at #2.

There were some great lines tonight

I seem to always get behind someone who’s ordering food for a family of 12.

I knew that chocolate coin (“from France”) was gonna be poisoned.

Cruz is too much of a pussy to defend his own honor.

“The only way to evict Izel from May’s hippocampus is to inject her with Shrike DNA!”

Apparently Wen makes Cordova-Buckley laugh so hard she pees a little.

Speaking of eyes, when Mac tells Deke to interrogate the guy and he gestures to his face I thought he was referring to his sunken eyes.  Seriously, he looked like a raccoon in that scene.

“You should tell her that”

People who use the “bad apple” proverb always conveniently forget about the second half of the phrase.

I’m not seeing this anywhere on Netflix.  Am I missing something?

doing 78 in a 55

I’m just pissed that whenever I find something I really like at OG they inevitably pull it from the menu.  Bring back the garlic-rosemary chicken, you cowards!

I knew once Guillermo found the invitation it was going to end in a bloodbath.  And I was not disappointed.

They were just lucky his mom’s refrigerator broke when it did.

24% is such an oddly specific number.

Trump restarting his rallies on that date in Tulsa has Stephen Miller’s slimy fingerprints all over it.

A zombie reality show?  You mean Survivor?

I don’t trust any flamingos because they pee on themselves to keep cool.