Given the title I expected this movie to be about a dentist.

GOP - “Maybe we should calibrate our policies so voters don’t find them quite so repulsive?”

“Nah fuck it, let’s just cheat”

“Hey guys, did you know you could Google stuff?” The Article.

I ordered groceries from Fred Meyer (Kroger) on Saturday and the earliest pickup window they had was next Sunday.

Community is on Netflix now, too.  Probably gonna hit that up when my free month of All Access runs out.

You can’t get the virus by eating it, it has to get in your lungs.  So unless you’re literally inhaling your food there isn’t that much risk.

Yeah, this would have fared much better in the Before Times when people were out and about waiting for the bus or in line for a food truck taco.

They’re doing it at Trump’s behest, which is who I was talking about.

The covering on my chair’s seat is so worn it’s flaking off and I’m getting sick of picking bits of black fabric off the carpet all the time.  I wonder if one of these would help with that problem?

The covering on my chair’s seat is so worn it’s flaking off and I’m getting sick of picking bits of black fabric off…

I hit Amazon earlier today because we’re running low of stuff and discovered the same thing.

Came down here to ask the exact same question.

I’m stuck with my 89-year-old mother.  Yesterday she basically said she wants to throw away the brand new phones we just got because she can’t figure out how to listen to messages on the handset and walking to her bedroom and pressing “Play” on the base station was too much work.

No one has ever accused these fuckers of being smart.

I just finished reading this the other day on a recommendation from another Jalop thread.

I just discovered I have this via my Prime account.  You mean to tell me I could get free games with that all this time and I never even knew??

I just discovered I have this via my Prime account.  You mean to tell me I could get free games with that all this…

Barry.

And it’s good that you don’t want to watch GoT because it’s not on the list. Neither is Westworld, which is the only thing they have that I’m interested in right now.

HBO is going to start offering a bunch of stuff for free tomorrow (sadly that doesn’t include Westworld):

I live in Oregon and the one friend I have who does that always called it a “Graveyard”

Shudder is offering a 30-day free trial with the code SHUTIN*

*or at least it was 12 days ago, this crap seems to change all the time 

If there’s no oil in the pan is it really “frying”?