What the F is up with Entertainment Weekly?? I have a subscription and I’m lucky to get one issue a MONTH.

I suppose pickling yourself counts as a sort of life extension.

And as of today Gizmodo pages and Kinja only load about half the time.  I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve had to hit F5 today.

I use a combination of water and milk.

On a more somber note, the memo ends with the news that Petey himself is missing.

If Love & Thunder is brighter than Ragnarok I expect my retinas will burst into flames within the first ten minutes.

Same.  I hate that.  FIX THIS SHIT, KINJA!

She’s a legit snack.

I had real trouble imagining the dots going sideways but eventually got it.

It could be worse.  I once saw a Slime knockoff called “Gook”.

Was anyone else absolutely certain Trieu’s rocket would incinerate the remaining clones when it blasted off?

In an interview Lindelof said that if they do continue it would be in the vein of shows like Fargo, focusing on a different set of characters in the same world.

How did this finale leave more questions than answers? I thought it gave me almost all the answers I wanted.

“Another Christmas Eve screaming through a fence”

If the address on the package was so close why didn’t the uncle just drive it over himself?

Kombucha.  Kombucha counts as a food, right?

I signed up for a week HBO trial to check out Watchmen and didn’t cancel it in time so I ended up with a whole month by accident.  Now I’m glad I did.

I could have sworn I had the original VHS release of Star Wars around here somewhere, but I can only find the 1997 versions.  Darn.

Weirdly I think the convertible version looks great with the top down, but the hardtop does look really odd.

I personally disagree. I liked 2010.