Plus giving that one guard wings.

I love Tucker & Dale but I wouldn’t say it’s exactly gore-free.  I mean, a kid dives headfirst into a wood chipper and they end up carrying his legs around.

As far as dangerous jobs go being a cop isn’t even in the Top Ten.

I don’t know why Thomas thought it was a good idea to introduce even MORE characters to an already stuffed roster. The plotline with her father went precisely nowhere and ate up a lot of screen time that could have been better spent wrapping up everyone else’s arc.

In high school I sat in the back seat of a 928.  It belonged to a friend’s parents and they were gone so she took three of us for a ride.  This was notable for the fact that she forgot to take off the parking brake and when we stopped to see what was wrong there was oily fluid leaking onto the hubcaps.

Speaking of Stranger Things, I was watching Raising Dion earlier tonight and they lampshade the similarities by having one character use the ST theme as his ringtone.

I had to rewind and pause it to catch the “Population Your Mom” thing on the sign.  Totally worth it.

She was.  They must have un-marbelized her so Vicky could get tips on her Michael impression.  Though I’m not sure why they think she’d help.  Maybe they just wanted to torture her?

Nod bike rush, FTW!

I can still remember beating the final boss in this game after many, many tries. I was so psyched to beat him I vigorously flipped off the screen... and ended up throwing the controller, which hit the console and reset it.

*sad trombone*

Thing is quid pro quo DOES NOT MATTER.  Simply soliciting something of value from a foreign country to help with an election is illegal.  It DOES NOT MATTER whether you offer something in return.

Part of me wonders if these chucklefucks WANTED to get arrested so they can moan and wail about being persecuted.

STAR Labs infamous security strikes again.

Not sure why the reviewer keeps calling him “Romano”.

Yeah, the FDA storyline served absolutely no purpose.  What’s the point of a polygraph test where they ask him questions he knows they have no way of knowing the answer to?  Wouldn’t a better test be to compare their fingerprints?

She’s beautiful, the main reason I finished watching it.  Plus I’m an absolute sucker for that accent.

This.  MCU movies are actually worth seeing in a theater.  Your little mob movie or dramatic character study plays just fine on my TV.

Not Rosario!  NOOOOO!!

Since there’s no Black Lightning thread I’ll have to ask here: Did I see Anissa pick up a freaking TANK and throw it at a helicopter??  It happened so fast I’m not sure.

Charging the dead battery on my camera right now.  Hopefully it’s still on there, because I can’t find it on my computer.