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Yep, I guess Hooters was a punchier moniker than Plausible Deniability.

AMEN to the chili being the best! When I lived in southern Illinois I used to get chili and a white chocolate shake with hot fudge in it. For the money it was as good as it got! 

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This is a really pretty song from Archer Prewitt:

The thought that anyone can look at that top twenty list and think “Yes, this is certainly worthy of serious consideration,” is just mind-boggling to me. 

Steal My Sunshine is one of my favourite ever songs. Absolute classic that most people I know don’t even remember.

“This photo is in black and white!”

I guess they expect the grid to bleed into the grays. I ace every visual test that’s ever been presented to me with near-perfect color accuracy and the likely display blooming effect they were trying to create is something that is VERY difficult to convince my brain of. So to me this just looks like someone drew

I’m stuck on wondering how that Matthew Sweet throwback hairdo is received down at Michigan State Police HQ.

Add Gilbert Gottfried’s voice and you have a winner.

Just keeping up with Intergalactic Relations.....You know giving the humies the Glork.

Obviously it’s MAX from Flight of the Navigator.

Maybe it wasn’t a fart

this is a really weird “The Secret of My Success” remake

On that last bit, I took it the other way. Now she can claim it’s a non-incest baby. Have baby, kill Drowny, rule the world!

At least they didn’t rely on a watery tart to establish a system of governance.  

lmao, i was wondering why i was having a hard time focusing on any of it

Given how hard it is to comprehend the subject and meaning in that morass of words above -yeah, this is objectively more entertaining.

There are an average of 43 words per sentence in this article with the longest sentence ringing in at 67 words. (This is counting hyphenated words as one.) Yeah, I’d say that’s too long!

The performance was...fine, but I’m am bored out of my mind by the song. I was bored out of my mind by ALL the best song nominees.