Still not a pun.

How do speedreaders lose?  They read a whole book (quickly) and have to pay for the book?

This was sponsored content, right?

Are you in the habit of not being completely honest when writing headlines? If not, then why include “if we’re being honest” in the headline?  It’s like being under oath - which requires you to tell the truth - and asking the judge “can be honest?” Yes.  Please do. 

That and people explaining how things accidentally ended up their butts.

Until last week when I saw some stupid Quora thread about this, I had never heard “by accident” once in my life.  I’ve lived in the midwest and texas for 44 years.  (although I am sure it’s been used in tv shows and movies but I’ve just never noticed it).

There are correct ways to withdraw from representation.  Fucking up and then intentionally not doing anything about it - without telling anyone - is not the way to do it.  The lawyer is pretty fucked here. 

I think we are being a little loose with the word “critical” on a lot of these.  And on others, being a little loose with the assertion that “we had no idea” some of these would be critical. 

The issue isn’t that the Reels in your feed are random and not aligned with your interests, the issue is that Reels as a concept are stupid and not worth your attention.

I’ve flown in and out of DIA multiple times a year for 20 years and I had no idea about any of this. To be fair, I am usually running late for a flight or focused on getting to my car or train, but this is amazing.

I was expecting this one way more than Tarantino and DiCaprio

I can’t wait for the extended scenes of coxposition. 

Amyl and the Sniffers
Mannequin Pussy
The Beths
Sleater-Kinney
Le Tigre
Screaming Females
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

You may have noticed that I am focusing on loud guitars

Australians and Irish in my experience.  Then again, I was staying at youth hostels where everyone was being loud and ugly. 

Why did I click on this? I knew it was a bad idea even before I chose to click on it, yet here I am.

I don’t think they wanted the audience to invest in her. She had no backstory and we knew nothing about her outside of the scenes we saw, and in those scenes she didn’t seem particularly interesting or likeable. The only thing the writers gave her was being a mechanism by which Sally (and perhaps the audience) saw…

This is what I thought, too

The vast majority won’t know it exists as I imagine it is not being discussed on Fox, etc., because they are yelling about some other perceived cultural outrage.

I don’t know if the Brazilian military has always dressed like that, but those outfits are like straight out of fascism central casting.

How much do you pay for ATT & TMobile?  Because some amount of that shoudl be attributed toward your streaming spend.  Also, are you suggesting I charge my elementary aged kids for their share of YoutTube TV and Disney?  I’m not sure how I end up better off in that case since I pay their expenses.  You also have to…