See, I thought his clothes screamed middle aged douchebag whereas his house screamed super rich middle aged douchebag.

But what if they don’t want you to go down on them, and use that as a basis for not going down on you, in the name of reciprocity? Or to flip it, they don’t like going down on their partner, and feel no problem about it since they don’t ever expect you to go down on them?

“I only want to have sex with people I am sexually attracted to.”

I thought the same thing, but just realized this is actually an ad for these items.  We are all suckers. 

I thought the same thing, but just realized this is actually an ad for these items.  We are all suckers. 

What the fuck, people. BBQ sauce and hot sauce are not for dipping! They are for drenching your heart-attack inducing smoked meats and fried foods! AFTER you do that, you dip them in ranch or blue cheese or queso or plum sauce or ketchup or mustard or whatever.

What the fuck, people. BBQ sauce and hot sauce are not for dipping! They are for drenching your heart-attack…

yes!

Let’s not forget A-Team, ChiPS, Knight Riders, Airwolf.

“Maybe you remember Fantasy Island, though no one would blame you if you didn’t. ... the show hasn’t left much of a cultural footprint”

Anybody that had a tv from 77-84 was aware of Fantasy Island. And while you might feel it’s reverberations in 202, there was a long tail of it’s cultural influence. “Ze plane! Ze…

Didn’t Inception warn us about this? Or was it Vanilla Sky? Or Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? Or Westworld?

In any event, probably not the healthiest idea. 

In addition to sauteing garlic, I’ll also dissolve a little brown sugar in the hot sauce/butter mix. Makes it lean a little towards “sweet and spicy” (which I like) and brings out a molasses flavor.

You may have noticed I said I didn’t disagree with the underlying criticism. The default-level sexism and objectification was most likely not even remotely considered in the process, and that is the problem. But to say “the only possible thing here is to make a joke about boys looking at boobs” is assuming there was…

I don’t disagree with the underlying criticisms, but I think the intent had more to do with making fun of the inanity and superficiality of festival goers these days, but I don’t know why KFC would want to associate themselves with that other than they were ALSO trying to go the Taco Bell route of explicitly targeting…

Authorities are on the lookout for this man:

Oh Trump is immoral?  That’s some crackerjack investigative journalism right there, Christianity Today...

Ha - yes on the Venn diagram correction

In high school and college, if I smelled incense, I assumed it was covering up the smell of weed, because about 99.99% of the time it was. So much so, the smell of incense is the smell (or a smell) of weed to me. I mean, other than burnt out hippies, people engaging in religious rituals, or people covering up their…

Ginger beer is as far from beer as root beer is from beer, taste-wise. It’s just a carbonated ginger drink.

Came here to mention my love for a Kentucky Mule. You called it something else, but I will survive.

I just assumed it was a reference to Hannibal Lecter eating Ray Liotta’s brain. Happy Halloween!