as did every single person that read it...

It is pretty obvious from the picture she wasn’t staring at Angelina.

I am guessing her fear is being Scattered, Smothered & Covered after a Blood Run that led to Total Destruction.  

Everyone dies. The world freezes. Then explodes into nothingness.

I had a practically identical conversation about Aziz at a dinner of three couples out at a restaurant last weekend. I mean, they hit the notes of that conversation practically perfectly (in our case), other than the ending anyway. It cut pretty close to home, so I loved it.

We wait until dinner. We have 2, 4 and 6 at home. Honestly there is no time for chit chat when we get home from work. A big excited hug and then I sprint to get dinner ready so we are eating stupidly late and the wife gets on the ground and plays with them, happily being shown whatever they want to show us they had…

I agree with all the shit you are getting, but to be fair, your mom asking 3 or 4 times is kind of dense, too. Maybe you guys should talk about other things? Maybe she’s asking you that because she feels there’s nothing else to talk about. What questions do you ask her? People that only talk about work are boring. On…

If I have prepaid (ie ordered online), and it is sitting at the counter and the person just hands it to me, then no tip. If I have to pick it up from the bar area, and the bartender has to go get it and then ring me up, I treat it as if I ordered a beer (equivalent time and inconvenience factor) and tip $2 or so.…

It is horrible. They should have kept his vocals buried in the mix. They have always had cringey lyrics, but now I can’t pretend to not hear them/understand them.

My immediate thought was - his dentures came loose and he was using his tongue to keep them in place. Try saying “United States” while pushing your tongue to the roof of your mouth.

I love the scenes in which he is talking to his brother, primarily because it seems like Franco is genuinely amused to be having a conversation with himself.

I don’t know the details of Lauer’s button, but if we assume (as we’ve seen in these comments) that many many companies have locks on office doors, and then acknowledge that there might be a reason to have a button to close the door (convenience, security, privacy, laziness), it is reasonable to assume that there is a…

All offices have (or should, per policy) have locks for security reasons. Aside from that, we are in an old school bank building (we are not a bank), and one of the old offices had a switch to close the door (not sure if it locked, but I do know that when I would leave the office after its occupant had closed during a…

If any one of them had gotten a kill shot in, they would have been elevated to national hero status, so as to encourage all other guards to take the same actions.

Why spend $300 on an airplane ticket and get all the way up to 30,000 feet when you can spend $20k to get up to 1800 feet and also die?

This sounds like a matter of upkeep and cleaning (not your fault (necessarily) since you are renting)

That picture makes me uncontrollably anxious and slightly nauseous.

Shut your filthy mouth. White kitchens are the best, with a dark wood floor and a darker countertop.And I say this as some one who love BRIGHT wall paper patters and bright walls. in the kitchen, though, the white cabinets really open up the space.

At least you acknowledge it’s shit

It wasn’t funny the first time, and it wasn’t funny this time.