Remember when someone with dignity, grace, style, and genuine affection for the next generation occupied the office?

They totally lost because of on the road. Just before the game, Syracuse’s coach was pumping the guys up by saying “the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn,…

And it’s that second statement that has rocketed your fanbase up into the Red Sawx Stratosphere of annoying.

“What was it like, Dad? When Trump was President?”

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

what the trump, he’s got an NRA hat, why didn’t he just shoot the damn bus and claim he was standing his ground?

this is my husband and I don’t like who he becomes when he is on Jeopardy!

Those aren’t pearls, those are Sean Spicer’s teeth.

Plus, they let go of someone due to bad behavior? Yeah, okay, but they still plan to work with Johnny Depp.

When you’ve lived a life of privledge where you constantly think you’re above the rules of the dirty poors, you don’t even see signs like that any more. 

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

A photo of a woman on her knees cleaning = support for Trump. I guess she’s staying on brand..

Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby.

its Lupus

“For some reason, the Death Star has become a paramount issue for the rebellion.” - Darth Pence

“For some reason, this issue of segregation has become a paramount issue for the Negroes.” Pence X, 1963

I just starred every response on this thread. But you, you beautiful bastard, started this. I wish I could give you more.

All of these responses are fantastic. Thank you.