I can think of better options then canceling it. They could for instance just make it crazy stupid.

The Sixers lineup, on the other hand, was introduced by a choir singing the "Lacrimosa"

Maybe if the teams were better they'd draw a bigger crowd. I'm no expert, but it's hard to be successful when your players bunch up like these two teams seem to do.

So my medic alert bracelet that I wear for my heart valve is a turnoff, I'm guessing?

Impressed with their ability to enrich themselves on the backs of others and to exploit a professional hockey player relentlessly, Gary Bettman has offered the Johnsons an expansion franchise.

To me, they look more like a giant tumor than a pair of breasts.

I thank God every day that I'm not single, for this very reason.

It's safe to say that Puddles was the most offensive thing about Oregon last night.

The only weird part is that the person throwing money at a Duck wasn't Phil Knight.

I talked to some Broncos players who said Manning was throwing more picks in practice in the past six weeks than at any other time.

Man Seahawk fan, you guys squandered all good will from other NFL fans in record time. Went from zero to Cowboy fan over night.

As a Seahawk fan, I don't know why you would ever have cared about Manning. Your team sucked throughout his whole prime, then kicked his ass when he was over the hill...

Done being a great Tier I QB, sure...but he absolutely still belongs in the top 10 of QBs you'd want to have going into next year. His "bad game" today is still a well above average day by the standards of half the league.

Donald Sterling is ashamed of the Knicks.

It's the NBA, nobody calls that any more.

As a Knicks and Mets fan, I'm ready for plastic bags.

There's a vas deferens between how men and women prepare for a race.

Working on this must've been a labia of love.

The P is in the V, so I'm amused.