In summary:

It’s ironic how in sports, “socialist” Europe actually makes teams earn their place while “capitalist” America, teams are actually REWARDED for being shitty (at least the pro teams).

GRRM should just write Dunk and Egg stories the rest of his life, and hand over ASOIAF to Brandon Sanderson or whoever.

Where the fuck is Randy Johnson?! SAVE US, RANDY!

“I’ll have a cheeseburger, Frenchfries, and the ice cream sundae... Oh, and a vanilla milkshake.”

No. I run in the street because the seams in the sidewalks are uneven and can cause you to trip. I almost always swing up to the sidewalk if it’s available when there’s a car coming, but run in the street when possible.

#NotAllSidewalks

Rachel Weisz and Brendan Fraser worked so well together because there was a give and take. Tom Cruise has to be Tom Cruise all the time which means this actress is probably just going to be a damsel in distress with no personality. I find this reboot unnecessary and deem it a fail from the get-go.

Antonio Brown: <excited by dancing>

A fourteen year old boy has no business in a locker room full of grown men full-time. He should be in school, gawking at pubescent boobs and learning how to properly surf the Internet for porn.

Eh, late to the party again, Bill. I was telling my friend, The Slush, just last month during out weekly poker game about the KD-to-Boston rumors that I made up on the spot.

Paying Kaepernick on his team friendly contract is WAY better than paying Brock $16M/year. Plus Colin will get to play a competent line, with competent receivers, and an awesome defense. Much higher ceiling...

Clearly not ready for Papa John’s primetime yet.

I’d let it go at this point, there’s really no need to badger him.

You say this isn’t a story about greed. It absolutely is a story about greed. Why do players worry so much about what other players are making? OK, so he thinks he’s better than Player X and should therefore be payed more than Player X. And if we were talking about 2 players making the major league minimum, he would…

Looks like a young Mike Holmgren or Andy Reid with a chia pet on their head

I’m sort of really excited that there’s a Hard-R superhero movie, finally

There were times when I thought he was offsides by how quickly he had beaten his guy (or guys).

I’ve watched Miller before and knew he was good. But watching yesterday felt like I had the TV set at 1.5x normal speed — like the refresh rate was broken. Absolutely insane.

I adore morena baccarin