And what is the ad at the bottom of the screen? Buy a Sony HDTV Home Entertainment package! You get a Blu-ray player, a TV, Bolt, This Is It, and two pairs of glasses. And you can save $1,200!

Well, I sure am glad that we paid $150 Million to let the TSA look as us naked. That sure seems to be money well spent.

Fantastic! I can't wait to have to pay $500 more for a federally mandated luxury feature that I don't want. Thanks nanny state! I almost had to think for myself there; that was close.

Three words: Giuli-fucking-ani.

After scanning the comments, it seems like I have to be the asshole nerd who says this: this doesn't require gravity either, so long as the bottle has mass.

@betaphor: So, it is all of those pirates in Somalia that are causing the recent cooling. I knew it!

@superhappyfuntime: Ha! Garamond is my favorite font. I use it on all of my papers, and it is what I used for my resume.

Is it possible for it to filter out XKCD for me, because um [xkcdsucks.blogspot.com] ?

Like nearly everything important, I learned about this particular species of cells from Dinosaur Comics:

@dreniam: I'm in the same boat as you. I like having my taxes done as early as I can. Of course, I usually get a refund, so I want my money back as early as I can get it. I also have a family member (a professional tax preparer) do my taxes for me for free, which is awesome.

This list isn't complete without the Pear Anjou cables. $2750 for a 3 foot speaker cable: [www.pearcable.com]

How's the audio quality? I used one of the older ones, and it took decent video but the sound was atrocious. I don't expect professional level audio, but if you weren't shouting, it had a hard time picking up sound from more than 5 feet away. #flipminohdreview

@mxjcmxjc: It looks more like an octogram to me. That's 60% more terrifying.

All of these comparisons made me think that the sum total of the internet is actually pretty small. It would only cover half of Long Island? It would only take 6.5 minutes to print it if you had 300 million printers?

@Nickcompoop: Actually, from my basic calculations using the data from Wikipedia, the 747 is actually pretty efficient. It is able to turn about 68% of the chemical energy in the fuel to mechanical energy.

Yes! Score one for the insomniacs.

@JasterMereel: I noticed the same thing. I wanted to buy it, but the thing was too big to fit into my car!

It would seem to me that this wouldn't save all that much money. Yes, if you want trees anyway, it would be a good idea to plant them where they could save you some money. However, if you are just looking for energy savings I would think new windows and more insulation would be more cost effective.

@dry-roasted-peanuts: A good one to ask is always: What is your favorite thing about the company?

@jdogg13: I'll keep that in mind the next time I have a job interview in Saudi Arabia.