Feels like there isn't much that isn't politics these days, though. I suppose there's always dogs. Everybody still seems to like dogs.

You're mostly paying for the experience of having a 75-year old waiter cracking an egg in your caesar salad in front of you while you sit in a dark, windowless, bunker with a bunch of middle-aged assholes on expense accounts.

After asking for the steak well-done.

Everyone who puts pineapple on pizza should also be forced to bake it into their lasagna and sprinkle it on spaghetti.

First they come for the pineapple on pizza, and I didn't speak up because I didn't like pineapple. Then they came for the ketchup on hot dogs, and I didn't speak up because I didn't like ketchup. Then they came for me, and there was no one to speak for me because I'm apparently a dick for letting them take away the…

It must be so weird for right wingers to love pop culture created by people they have to know know would hate them if they met them. This is why you get all this "Shut up and act like your character!" stuff from them, I suppose.

So 4Chan commenters like to make 128 lateral variations on the same joke, too?

I need it to last just until Infinity War Part 2 comes out.

Those people created things in their minds that they thought Obama was going to do, but that he never, ever mentioned, except in the context of denying that he had any intention of doing them.. With Trump, people are scared of things that he actually said he was going to do, and has actually initiated. Big difference.

I thought he was pretty good the first time, but the second time it seemed like the live show was the first time he'd stepped foot in the studio.

Yeah, maybe. I do think someone who's gotten their name out there the way he has in so little time should be able to do something with it if they have any brains. There is another team he can play for.

He can write a book and retire. Maybe pop into some cable news shows. There'd be no shortage of gigs for a guy like that, although, yeah, press secretary is probably not one that's going to come around again.

Probably a good thing yo're not running that show. I think MadTV might be hiring.

You would think, but the last time DeNiro hosted the show he fumbled badly. I get the impression he's been reticent to go back after that.

The weird thing to me is that people don't seem to be able to tell the difference between the kind of celebrity Melissa McCarthy is (big movie star, improv genius, friend of the show, currently hot) and Rosie O'Donnell (famous in the '90s, had a daytime talk show and a few movie parts, hasn't been in anything in…

I'd also like it if someone in the press gallery just said "They're not paying you enough, are you?" the next time he ties himself in knots trying to explain some un-explainable bit of nonsense.

He doesn't even have to spill anything. All he needs to do is be like that henchman in Iron Man Three who says. " Honestly, I hate working here. They are so weird", and people would love him.

Quitting a job in that administration and completely burning your bridges would be the exact opposite of career sabotage.

Best interview I've seen since the glory days of "How's Your News?"

The weirdest thing about that sketch was that it took SNL 6 years to find a take on Reagan that worked, and then they only did it once.