Implying Beyonce is not right 110% of the time will get you banished to the grays around here.

Exactly. It also seems like this generation of celebrity “new moms” is far more likely to engage in this performative LOOK AT ME I AM SO AMAZING crap that I find so irritating. 

Same. Even if you are in a “new mom panic,” your first option should always be “ask an employee if there’s a restroom you can use because it’s an emergency.” Not “plop your kid on the floor and spread fecal particulates all over the aisle and products.”

A Tire That Can Be Changed Using A Pill

Actual luxury hotels, one’s that don’t have an economy class like the above mentioned resorts, don’t need influences. Those resorts, that are in what can politely be describes as nuevo riche countries, are essentially moored cruise ships that need the advertising to fill their massive amount of rooms they have.

Pro athletes are entertainers. Why should a pro-athlete make more money if they can’t sell the enough tickets/merchandising/broadcasting rights that would justify it?

Yeah, the USWNT are like the DiMaggio-era Yankees. They are the best, and most well payed female soccer players in the world. Trying to cast them as an underdog flies in the face of reality. Absolutely no one outside the U.S. roots for them in international tournaments.

It’s like an uglier, and yet still bland, Maybach.

Can we just all ignore Pete Davidson until his inevitable overdose.

Your daily reminder that the Root is white owned and despite claiming otherwise does not speak for black people. 

America, where its bad to indoctrinate your kids with religion, but ok to indoctrinate your kids with mental illness... I mean LGBT.

If she said she identified as white, this would be a different story, but equally as absurd

Not that anybody cares what I think but I have no problem with letting your kids “live their truth”. I have a 3 year old daughter who is very much a tomboy and constantly wants to be the “boy” when she’s playing with her sister (who is the total opposite and super prissy, btw).

Honestly, I don’t know how everyone is so ok with this. The Wades are clearly assuming that Zaya will be recognized as a “she” and “her” permanently. This is so transphobic, I can’t even stand it. I mean, how could they label Zaya as a she or a her in the long run? I mean, I understand that’s what Zaya told them on…

“I looked at her and said, ‘You are a leader. And this is our opportunity to allow you to be a voice,’”

The fact they are being made is fucked up. Bullshit celebrity worship. Waste of resources and time. 

I’m looking forward to a portrait of her that accounts for any moments of teen normalcy in her clearly hectic life.

Wow, after months of Warren worship, you all are turning on her quick. I can't wait for all the hindsight-based takes now.

I’m sorry, but outside of Jezebel’s woke 3rd wave bubble the overwhelming majority of people do not consider sex-work as ‘just another profession’. Her essentially bragging about it while being a teacher show she’s unqualified to teach because you have to be pretty dumb to make that move.