Ummmm, no. This is Deadspin.

Yeah, you're joke is sooooooooo 2013!!!

I'm almost there, but the glasses are throwing me off. I see those a lot with socially awkward people and they don't have an accent all their own. Sounds like a nerdy farmer, with the pens and things in his pocket, which would lead me to believe he's a Canadian. But, then again, Canadian farmers would logically wear…

I'm confused, why didn't they shoot Kenny Britt the first time? He's black, right? Deadspins been telling me that cops kill the innocent ones.

I'm trying to figure out which accent you're trying to represent.

Oh my gosh!!! Tupac was actually white then????!!!! But why would he get an "n-word life" tattoo on his abdomen? Why would a white guy want to do that to himself?? YES!!! He was a white guy pretending to be a thug (black guy) and he wanted to give the illuminati a clue that he wasn't really a thug so that when he…

They've been making the same gesture the whole season when they try to catch the ball.

So if the Redskins get a top 5 pick in the draft, do they take a QB?

I'm not ready to say he's the worst rapper I've ever heard, but he's in the discussion.

When did I say that I believed 13 women from different backgrounds came together to take down Bill Cosby? This is the type of nonsense I'm talking about. Because I encourage restraint and fairness to the process, I believe that these women are conspiring against a rapist. I could just as easily frame an argument to…

I'm not. I'm saying that he wants to talk to someone who can make a decision about what material is edited out. I'm not obtuse, I'm just not a troll. Clear your head and look at his words.

Of course you don't have to tell or punch someone to bully them. What we see here is confrontation, that's it. "Can this guy make a decision about whether this gets aired? No? Then I'd like to talk to someone who can make that decision, because I don't want this aired." It's that simple. If you want to take a look…

And also, you're making assumptions. As is evident by his words, Cosby's end goal for asking to speak to his people is to make sure that portion of the interview wasn't shown. He never implied that he wanted the guy fired or punished.

So essentially, when I get poor customer service and ask to speak to a manager, I'm a bully?

Not at all. This interview doesn't show any bullying at all. It's disturbing to me to see so many people so easily convinced that he is guilty of rape without any real evidence, and furthermore, so completely convinced of his guilt that even a polite and firm request by Cosby not to air a portion of the interview is…

Could you post a video of the part where he bullies the interviewer? The video above only shows the part where Cosby is polite and calm.

So you don't know what it means either?

Is this article just another of Jay Schroeder's thoughts??

If Beast Mode was any more aggressive, this would have been a Jezebel article.

Yes. Thank you for that.