Not stolen, illegally imported into the US... All the illegal cars in the states were imported via containers as they are not inspected nearly as much as cars brought through Ro-Ro

Proud President of the Camry Owners Club. Founding Chapter.

The real question is why do we need this? I know it could help people with limited mobility, the elderly, etc., but I don’t think that’s who the companies have in mind.

People under the influence of drugs or alcohol are far more likely to die in the event of a plane crash than those who aren’t. Sure, the odds of a plane crash are slim, but I want to be one of the ones to live if it happens. Also, paying close attention to the safety lecture increases your odds of survival, especially…

I laughed harder than I should have

Off topic but on point:

The Japanese and Germans joining forces. What could possibly go wrong?

schwing and a miss

It’s not yet clear exactly what caused the two ships to collide

Do you know how to spot an introverted actuary?

It took me awhile to get stopped (wasn’t that great a bike)

I was also told I was driving like an idiot (turning a corner in an empty pickup with posi-traction in the rain made my inside wheel spin).

you must have a large trunk to fit a dead hooker and a meddling cop

I got pulled over for a dead hooker in the trunk. Which is totally BS because he couldn’t even see the dead hooker in the trunk until he opened it.

If you are hanging with fat chicks...well different strokes for different folks...

CPs and having 3 fat friends are mutually exclusive.

You don’t buy cars as investments, you buy them because you love em.

You know what else will increase in value? $22,750 in an index fund. And you never have to clean mouse crap out of it.

I think most everybody would rather have a Dino than a Mondial.

It has a flat plane crank, giving it an OUTSTANDING engine note.