She’s had so many Asian guys inside her, Steve Jobs had to erect a suicide-net around her pussy.

She’s so fat, Ryan Zinke be tryin’ to drill her buttcrack for oil.

Wrenched a bit on the air filter box of my dd Panda and spray foiled the hood matte black. Also installed a power outlet in the glovebox of the diva and took out her rear bench to replace it with black vinyl panels for additional rally vibe. And last but not least, fixed her fuel leak... After which it was time to…

My dad had a 2005 GMC Yukon XL Denali when I was in high school. I could disassemble most of the interior with my bare hands. It had a great engine but the rest of the truck was a giant piece of crap.

I think just the opposite.

“Totally useless and unnecessary.”

Fuck you, I am from Chicago and if u think it’s a good idea to cut someone off without it u get shot or end up starting a gang war. Also fuck you.

Fuck you, I am from Massachusetts, using your blinkah is a sign of weakness and gives away your lane change plans allowing other drivers to close the gap before you can get in, also fuck you

USB cigarette lighter chargers. Godsend on long road trips, and if you have a passenger also needing charging, the two-port ones are great.

My Sinister-Performance-built ‘88GT 3800-turbo Fiero sold for less than 10k. Finding the right buyer for modded Fieros is tough. The current owner of my car is really happy with it and at least stays in contact with me.

It’s a Oldsmobile Alero, it deserves to go out in style, it’s the one chance it has to do something interesting. Build a massive jump for it and see how far it’ll go.

This is going to sound elitist as hell, but I went to Paris earlier this year. I’m from Portland (OR). I was, for the most part, disappointed with the food in Paris. As far as small low-key neighborhood places go, Portland blew their doors off. The coffee kind of sucked also. I love Paris though. I was thrilled to go.

I went to Paris earlier this year. I din’t experience the alleged attitude one bit. I think that’s an old rumor that needs to die.

I agree that warm beer cannot compare to a nicely aged wine.

As a French descendant I kindly take offense at this statement. This is what both “Good” and “Correct” cheese looks like:

Never trust a country that calls its vehicles Poo Joes.

If you could please pass Andrew McEachern’s contact information to the Ferrari F1 team, I would be most appreciative.

Aren’t they front-facing to catch the spaghetti sauce, though?

I’ve recovered from my Post British Stress Disorder now, I can appreciate Monty Python humor again. ;)

Not all heros wear capes.