Came here looking for the Canyonero comparisons, but this does just as well. Thanks for making my day!

What happens when you put 914 horsepower to all four tires? “Lots and lots of bills from the Firestone shop.” FTFY

“Take your Diet Coke and put your jammies on”   FTFY

Oh,  first impression was Cadillac and Chevette.  Yes, I’m that old.

I think it was comedian Dave Thomas that once said “I only use my arms and legs to move my head from room to room”. Pretty sure this evolution thing combined with Audi’s development of this technology will eventually allow us to evolve into just heads with no torsos, arms or legs.

The engine that made young men foolish and old men scared.

Is it just me or is the Mazda 3 getting sexier as time passes?

These are the same people who tried to sell the “LaCrosse” in Canada:

Because he works for an automotive blog named Jalopnik? Isn’t that (or shouldn’t that be) a criteria for employment?

“You think you hate it now, just wait till you drive it!”

No, No No. Ahhhh Hell NO!

Not surprisingly, a large percentage of rental trucks getting peeled.

I’m in love and now I can’t do any work this afternoon.

How about Meltra for the new trucks name?

Lil’ Burro.

Doubtful that it was a bullet, more like it took a rock on the highway...

Yup and I believed my 17 yr old girlfriend too.

I remember fighting a big Salmon on a noodle rod once and it towed me downriver. When I came to a stop in the middle of a big bend in the river, I realized I was standing knee deep in Salmon Paté. “Oh, that smell.”

Fun fact.  You can grab those Salmon and hand feed passing Brown Bears!

Sounds like the same thing they said when they teased this beauty in Detroit a few years back: