It was a clear day and I can just see some 92 yr old guy sitting in the rocker on his porch, rifle across his lap yelling: “NAZIS! Martha - it’s the dad-gummed Nazis!” as he starts shooting.
It was a clear day and I can just see some 92 yr old guy sitting in the rocker on his porch, rifle across his lap yelling: “NAZIS! Martha - it’s the dad-gummed Nazis!” as he starts shooting.
We had a buddy who was in the CDN Navy who had some family issues at the time. He needed a ride from CFB Borden in Ontario to CFB Shiloh in Manitoba. We were 19, unemployed-ish and had a car so we drove up to Borden to rescue him. Just before arrival at Borden, we stopped and installed three foot tall cardboard tail fi…
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Looks like a family of Raccoons moved in while you were gone. Call Ron Dauzet Cleaning Services (800) 555-5624 before the township bylaw people find you.
At what point did you trade her family in?
It’s a tossup between my dumb 16 yr old self (totalled the car and two others in one accident) and my almost as dumb 19 yr old self (F-14 tail added to the 1973 Duster). Wish I had photos...
It probably saves the mfr $17.00 per vehicle to make them fixed. Would you pay them $800 to have them open? Because that’s about what they’d charge based on the prices of other recent options...
It’s a winter car. The extra weight means no sandbags in the trunk for traction. More room for groceries.
It’s an aero skinsuit for a bimmer. Everybody! “Dashing through the snow...”
Smokin!
Trump Republicans?
Twats.
It’s L.A. - only the middle aged wasp accountants and David Duchovny drive a 911.
“And if you’re not familiar with how it fits into the vast Porsche 911 lineup, the GTS is one step above the Carrera S, and one step below the Turbo. The Carerra S is one step above the base model Carrera. The Turbo is one step below the Turbo S, which is “ about ten to twelve steps above my budget for one.
“How’d you manage to get that up the hill, across the lawn and into the wall?”
Hmmm, Texas. Do I smell mouldy, standing water somewhere?
Oh! And Klaus Bartels racing his BMW 2002(?) We used to roll wheels down to the Goodyear tent and get the pressures checked for him.
We were the holy terrors that would set fire to the tire wall (behind the screen) on movie night, ride our mini bikes (Rupp!) on the rack during track walk time, hide in the bushes down at the bottom of the back straight in order to watch the girls skinny dipping on Sunday morning, etc... We were too young to steal…
Thanks for refreshing those sweet memories.
Keep your teen out out of trouble. Buy them this for the first vehicle...