C’mon, resurrect some of the old photos of a ‘84 GTI cornering on three wheels! That’s what always brings a smile to my face...

I think this is a much more accurate representation of what an aged Chrysler will look like in 2 years. FTFY

mi·sog·y·ny

Looks in pretty good shape. Would ya take $300 for it? 

Being 6'2" tall, that roof line would hurt my head...

Separated at birth?

Yup.  In a second.

Spring/Early Summer of 1976. My buddy’s dad was a biggie in the auto industry. Someone at VW Canada(?) loaned him a brand new 924 for two weeks as a test drive. He handed the keys to my 17 year old buddy and said “Don’t break it”. We left after school on the Friday and drove a circle tour of Lake Erie. In those days…

In anticipation of the retirement lifestyle my buddy’s wife bought a 2004 blue & tan BMW320i Convertible and lightened her hair. My wife’s response was that she would like to do something similar (natural blonde though) so that we could do weekend road-trips (the $100 hamburger trip). This would be perfect for her…

If the Phantom’s a rockin’...

Three Rangers in my life. 1983 - 4.0L V-6 & Stick, 2001 - 4.0L V-6 & Stick & 2011 4.0L Auto. All three had exactly the same issues over their lifetime. A “grabby” driver’s window, bad latch mechanisms on the rear suicide doors and tailgate and they had window noise at speed. Pretty respectable vehicles though despite…

Proving yet again that some people just have too much time on their hands.

My mother taught me this. Works well in stores to tell pushy sales people to keep back, I am not touching anything, just looking. It also prevented us from stealing/breaking/embarassing our parents in any way!

You know, I’m generally a pretty liberal guy. However. I read this site at work and it really bothers me that YOU DROP THE F BOMB IN GIGANTIC BOLD LETTERS IN YOUR TITLES. You really should respect your readers who like to sneak a peak at Jalopnik whilst at work on a daily basis. Big brother IS watching us and it can…

Ever hear of a “bumper head shot” - easy peasey in my neighbourhood... Just aim and push the gas peddle.

Get off the track, bitch! Get over the Armco!

“I went riding in a pervious-generation Panamera GTS”

Mid Seventies. 6 Weeks in Holland & Belgium. Mum, 6'4” Dad and two 6' teenaged boys (shoehorned) in a DAF. Mum keeps telling us that we need to shower more often that we we stink, our personal grooming needs to be a more important factor in our life, etc, etc. We get to Schipol airport, clean out the car and find the…

Option 1. If a canoe is good enough for the Swedish Crown jewels a few weeks ago... a barge is perfect for these.

The next Air Farce 1?