It would be kind of like driving around in Duchovney’s 911 from Californication.

Buddy had one of these. I cried when he rolled it.

Watched Paul Tracy hit a Seagull in his Indy Car on the Lakeshore Straightaway years ago. Probably doing 180kmh give or take? Instant pink mist and feathers.

Reminds me of the bit from one of the Blue Collar Comedy guys - Bill Engvall possibly? While landing in a small plane on his way to a show and they hit a deer on the runway. Called his wife and told her that they hit a deer in the plane. She asked how high up in the air it was...

My wife almost killed us when we were on our way home from a day trip in the family urban assault van one time many years ago. Almost midnight, driving slightly over the limit (90kmh-ish) on the country highway coming into town. I was driving, she and the two little ones were asleep. I spotted the Possum and it was…

“Warning - Blinkers broken - watch for hand signal.”

Surely not the back end of a high tech, LED lit Pontiac Bonneville?

This woman is why I would never consider flying in an automated, pilotless aircraft. When the blade hits the fan, I want someone like her calling the shots and in charge of my safety, not some electronic chip that was bought from the lowest cost provider.

Sorry - 2017 Golf Auto. I’m an old guy who started out with a Rabbit way back when... :)  

Now that’s a manly roof rack!

Taught my 16 yr old daughter how to drive stick while we test drove the used lipstick-red Jetta that she wanted. She stalled it once that day and daily drove it for the next four years. Proudest day of my life once I realized that she got the coordination down and drove it like a pro. Ten years later her fiancee drive…

Did it have anything to do with James Madison?

“I’d like to say I got away with it, but the parking lot will tell you otherwise.” My favorite line from all of those... 

You haven’t seen anything until you’ve ridden beside a guy peeing while on his bike. Usually downhill so he doesn’t need to peddle. Just pull up the leg of his shorts, aim and let fly. Just hope he is not in the middle of a large group and directly in front of you.

I saw several this years ago, and to this day hearing him yell that with a shit-eating grin on his face makes my day - every. single. time. Thanks Alain!

“Valued at $5,000-$50,000.” I’m guessing closer to $5,000.

Darn. I was hearing it in in Stephen Hawkings voice.

Annual review is next week, perhaps I should take that in with me and lay it on the desk.

It’s not my job...

My buddy keeps a roll in the glove box of his bass boat. It’s amazing how fast that guy can pull the boat up on-shore, grab the roll and sprint off out of sight.