It’s hard to keep my two jobs separate sometimes.

Jalopnik needs to pay you more so you can stay in a hostel or something. 

I hope they set this up at a 70mph zone and I'd drive by at 1 under.

Yes, I know it’s petty and irrelevant to the story, but just what the hell is up with this? Why? Just why?

Fancy Kristen doesn’t return, she descends from on high to remind us of her vast wealth and greatness when necessary.

Could you ask the guy at the bottom of the ocean if Aqua Man is hiring?  Getting too crazy for me up here.

I was wondering where Fancy Kristen had gone.. We’ve had to make do with the “regular” twin, doing (gasp) car stuff...but good to see Fancy Kristen has returned, if even for a fleeting moment.. Welcome Back.

I understand the aspect of a new engine, but why put in a new glove box? /s

Now you mention it, I wouldn’t mind one of those egg shaped chairs you sit inside like they had in the 60s/70s. If he can find one of those for a decent price, I’d be prepared to vote on that. ‘Cause it would still be better than a bike.

Sure it is. It is feedback that at least one person prefers it when NP or CP sticks the old and/or weird cars and trucks. It is just not feedback you personally agree with. That is okay though, the comment function still works for you and you can leave your own feedback too.

CP.  All used motorcycles are $500.

Not enough wheels, CP at any price.

I was gonna suggest not letting a Russian see this article.

So he built a Ridgeline? 

When’s his first day at Jalopnik?

Ok, Mazda. I want you to hear me out on this...

I think the crack pipe option is for those actually using a crack pipe today.

This is a simply outstanding pioneering thrust westward made even better now with the addition of the brothers Tracy!

To steal and paraphrase an oft-used line from a blog about home repair and historical restoration I like to read, it’s not good because it’s old, but it’s as old as it is, because it’s good.

The two round things stuck to the dash are original $20 Liberty Gold Double Eagle coins in mint condition.