That’s just to make you question why hollow point bullets are legal, as if they’re scarier than your run of the mill full metal jacket bullet. While hollow points do do more damage (heh, do do) internally because they mushroom on contact with soft material (the fleshy parts of humans), they’re usually preferred for…

Apple is overrated.

“Hey Giants, the best way to get rid of Apple cancer is chemotherapy. Trust me on this…”

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

Jameis Winston standing there by himself trying to look hard after none of his teammates made the slightest effort to hold him back—when it was damn clear to everyone that’s what he wanted—is a goddamned Christmas miracle.

He shouldn’t be in the HoF, right? Am I crazy for thinking that winning two titles because of an amazing defense and some fluke plays while otherwise being mediocre at best doesn’t warrant entry to Canton? I’m hoping this is a very lukewarm take.

There can be only +1

Again we must ask: has anyone seen Dwight Howard and Bobby Bowfinger in the same room?

World Cup would probably help too...

You know what I think could really revitalize Brazil and its several metro areas? The Olympics. Just think about the job opportunities and infusion of cash...would be welcomed with open arms, I’d bet.

McAdoo has the hair of the man that starts dating your recently divorced mom. He drives a Trans Am, but not the cool Smokey & The Bandit one. The real shitty one from the 1990s. “Uncle” McAdoo plays in a Styx cover band and routinely finds hair in his food at Outback Steakhouse so he can get a free bloomin’ onion.

Ease up A.J., it’s Dalton’s job to do the choking.

HOLY SHIT, YES! The more gaudy facts I learn about Rodgers the more I believe it’s a travesty he only has one ring.

I believe that camp is known as Camp McCarthy.

But will he be good when the playoffs come? That’s the real test.

Choke the Raven nevermore.

“Saw him wearing Big Ballers. Sad!”

One thing I really did like about the switch was that you could see plays open up like the QB does. It’s one thing when you see the traditional view and you don’t know what’s happening up field, but this Madden-view allowed viewers to see routes develop. Unless you’re a woman.

The high point of the evening was when security tackled a naked Hal Holbrook wandering on the field.