Can still chew solid food? Poser!

“Let’s get ready to stuuuuuuuuuuuuumble!”

“Go fuck yourself, San Diego!”

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

This. This exactly. Eli was born with two golden horseshoes logdged firmly up his rectum. Giving him credit for anything beyond that truly mystifies me. Though, amazingly enough, his wonderlic score puts Peyton to shame and he relaxes by antiquing with his wife. A mystery wrapped in a slack jawed enigma!

Did Eli quit on that play? Asking for a friend. In Dallas.

‘Get me Jon Gruden!’

Leverage will always get a star from me.

Are you saying engineers are like alcohol, “the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems”?

I must correct Jane Lee; the correct plural is Boogs Powell.

Along with the sub-human cave men. And the mysterious lost civilization of white people who have the remnants of a science developed far beyond that of the present day.

His digital clock on order will skip from 2:31 to 2:33, just to avoid the painful reminder when it’s 28 to 3.

+1 I see DL people

Oh my god. The Nats’ chances of advancing in the post-season were dead the whole time!

Uuuh ... yeah ... I think that was the joke.

“Gregorius lasted more than seven full seconds...”

Derrick Rose is so broke down he doesn’t even have his thorn any more.

That’s what you get for working on your fundamentals all day.