Can still chew solid food? Poser!

“Let’s get ready to stuuuuuuuuuuuuumble!”

“Go fuck yourself, San Diego!”

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

This. This exactly. Eli was born with two golden horseshoes logdged firmly up his rectum. Giving him credit for anything beyond that truly mystifies me. Though, amazingly enough, his wonderlic score puts Peyton to shame and he relaxes by antiquing with his wife. A mystery wrapped in a slack jawed enigma!

Did Eli quit on that play? Asking for a friend. In Dallas.

‘Get me Jon Gruden!’

I must correct Jane Lee; the correct plural is Boogs Powell.

His digital clock on order will skip from 2:31 to 2:33, just to avoid the painful reminder when it’s 28 to 3.

+1 I see DL people

Oh my god. The Nats’ chances of advancing in the post-season were dead the whole time!

“Gregorius lasted more than seven full seconds...”

Derrick Rose is so broke down he doesn’t even have his thorn any more.

That’s what you get for working on your fundamentals all day.

Owning Detroit is an Old Man’s game.

That IS how you get cats other Barry.

You want cats in your ballpark? Because that’s how you get cats.

“benchpress 350 pounds and eat sharp rusty nails for breakfast”