“Oh if I had a gun I would. I probably won’t have a gun when I see him but I’ll probably beat his ass down like a dog.”

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

my son i know from experience that there is good kinja and great kinja and i’ve got to say this kinja is some great-ass kinja

“It’s just superorganic.”

Add a comma and it makes more sense.

Keith Law just got suspended for pointing out that Schilling used the passive voice.

“Also staggering math numbers? The millions you stole from us, shitbag.”

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Jesus, it’s sickening. Drake has taken being a bandwagon fan to a new level.

“Tell me about it... no really, please tell me about it.”

Usually Bears don’t fuck up a pool until September.

Well, how is he supposed to know if he did anything wrong if someone doesn’t beat the shit out of him first?

This is definitely an issue in sports that is clearly not going to go away any time soon. I know my opinion means nothing, but as a fan of many sports, I believe that it is important to instill important values in our athletes from the earliest age possible. I understand that it’s wishful thinking, but if we educate…

ESPN jumped right on this story. Stephen A. Smith’s cheery tour of Anthony Johnson’s house is scheduled for next week.

Unfortunately, most climate scientists predict that these metaphors will only get stronger.

The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

Ohhhh. So that’s why Nick Denton’s been walking around with a football helmet on these past couple days!