Messi plays for 4 teams in 7 leagues. The soccer super bowl is October 19th between two of messi’s teams. He will play for both sides

Yet neither could put a goal in vs. Chile?!

He can clearly handle the pressure of dancing in front of a Heat home game crowd.

If it makes you feel better you've never been able to make a joke

No - Herpes can pass to others.

He’s not a racist, nor is he a tyrant. Any NFL coach that sees Mark Sanchez as a “commodity” is just a fucking imbecile.

Wait, that’s Donald Trump? I thought Hulk Hogan had just combed his hair forward.

“Become a soccer physio,” they said. “It’s an easy job,” they said. “You’ll never have to coat a player’s ass in cold spray in a stadium full of people,” they said.

Barry, it’s kind of shitty you calling out the Buffalo News out like this, what with all the unbiased news they normally report-

Philip Rivers

Arkham Knight and FIFA

+1

Bobby Jindal

No. And no.

Now that the NFL knows it is a rape investigation, they’ve revoked the 6 game suspension in favor of having Kane wear pink gloves for one month of the year.

“We can neither confirm nor deny the existence or nonexistence of a criminal investigation until such a time as a person is charged with a crime,” said Hamburg Police Chief Gregory G. Wickett.

It was nice of Mapou to bend down so that Messi didn’t have to run and get his head-butting stool from the sidelines.

Forget about the ref. Given the shakiness of the video, I’d be more concerned about the suspension of the car from which it was filmed.

Wait a minute. How did they get the car so close to the field?