You can’t see it, but the kid was actually pointing to a roster of Hornets draft picks from the past few seasons

As a Newcastle fan, I call shenanigans. Even with an entire millennium to work with, there’s no way we’re ever winning anything again.

No, but seriously, Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU.

Good Kinja.

I had a little time a few months ago, at one point when this goon was second-tier news about something, but you guys never wrote it up, so all these Photoshops just had to wait. So indulge me.

I’m no expert on the law, but could he win the case if he can show he killed the five hookers based on his religious beliefs?

Oh my god... is he going to live?

Vikings PR Flack: Hey, AP, we’re thinking about tweeting out this picture. What do you think?

AP: “Stay here. Daddy is about to do what he does best.”

Oh, so now AP is giving tongue lashings?

Why don't the USA women's team say anything? They must support migrants getting killed since they do.

Honestly, he really shouldn’t give a fuck. He’s a player doing his job, he’s not in a position of power to change anything, so what is he supposed to do?

Based on the less-than-healthy nature of the stools, police are looking for a man afflicted with anal fjords.

this person comes around once in a blue moon

I’m sorry, how can we know for sure that Beijing has already “won” the 2022 Games? Their aerial skiers haven’t even been born yet!

Beckman’s

These NFL concussion stories just get sadder and sadder.