“You can’t say that to me”, he yelled while moving as if to throw a punch, although he never actually hit anyone.

I dunno, I was kind of surprised. Given that he used an Arsenal of MMA moves, I would’ve expected him to be rather toothless in attack.

Man, that guy really hates Romans Reigns. Which is surprising, because he doesn’t really look like a Goth.

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You do good jokes

sehr schön +1

damn that’s good +1

As an Arsenal fan, it makes sense that you’d be skeptical of someone’s ability to turn something around.

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It would also be a good place to sober up, what with Carmelo hoarding all of the shots.

Oops, didn’t see this one before. Sorry for the swipe bud, but brilliant stuff as always. +1

That’s pretty good. But it’s not nearly as good as the Alcoholic-Homeless-Guy-Who-Lives-In-The-Alley-Behind-My-Apartment-Building’s AI impression.

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Clearly, the approximate 8,000 daily calories consumed by a Tour de France rider are spread out

In a tit-for-tat move, Blazer has placed FIFA on The Naughty List for life.

Damn, man. All she said was that you’d look great in a ‘Skins jersey.

Jesus, that guy sure isn’t shy about his kneeling abilities.

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I’m with you, man. But I’d take it one step further and say that there’s no difference between reading the first paragraph or two and reading the entire article.

This truly is shocking news. I can’t believe Sapp’s attempting to get back into the league.