This comment inspired me to create a burner after years of lurking, which is unfortunate, but every good joke has its collateral.

[share a cigarette]

I guess that’s one way to ensure they don’t lose any players in their upcoming knockout matches, but it’d probably be a little easier to encourage safe sex.

Well, Ben may not be willing to write off the East Africans as unbeatable, but I’m definitely willing to write off Ben as someone capable of using the idiom ‘to write someone off.’

+1

This is fantastic

Odin Lloyd: *watches scene play out from purgatory*

I don’t really blame the guy. It must’ve been tough growing up being made out of softball.

Idiot. That’s why you’d never cut it at b/r

Eh, I don’t know. He probably coughs it up less than Phaneuf.

That’s ok, Jason can take solace in the fact that he’ll always have a spot as the ass of The Undefeated.

For the American contingent, the Mexican national team offered things the USWNT couldn’t, like a squad number, a ticket to Canada, and playing time.

[reads title of the article]

/dying

hey man, don’t blame the idiots. you had to know this joke would eventually go downhill.

jesus

“They’re going to raze the hill? I can only imagine that this will lead to more trouble.”

Well now, aren’t you quite the bully, picking on the defenseless?