Chicago’s hard-fought 5-2 win, which required holding off yet another attempted Ducks comeback, means we get a Game 7, which was the only appropriate way for this bananas series to end.

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The fans asked Howard to join in the game of catch, but he declined. When asked to elaborate on why he wouldn’t join in the fun, Howard explained that he makes a point of not making free throws.

That is an aggressive use of the word “arguably.”

I’m not really sure if I buy any of this. If this match actually featured Real España, we would’ve seen fans throwing bananas.

Ha!

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No, I don’t think they were. They are both dead, though.

Yeah?

[Dead]

Jesus, what a Sinishta thing to do. Coulda burned the house down.

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I don’t understand why people are getting upset about this. Why wouldn’t the White Sox try to recreate their home field advantage on the road?

so good +1

Well, he’s definitely not knees.

damn chid didn’t realize you were an nhl hockey player in addition to being a first-tier deadspin commenter mad respect bro

Actually, I did recently discover that 4 inches is only 1 inch shorter than the mean, which is good news!

That’s ok, it happens to the best of us. The only difference being that the best of us don’t ask the joke maker to explain the joke when it’s over our head.