You’re missing quite a bit. For starters, elementary reading skills.

because it’s a goat, and goats can usually do whatever they want.

On the bright side for Harris, if his basketball career doesn’t quite pan out, he sure looks like he has real potential as a powerlifter.

+1

+1

At least he didn’t disrupt his own team by reporting on Jared Sullinger’s devoured ribs.

This sucks in 11 different ways and flavors

god, I would hate to know you +1

+1

And when your server approaches you at the end of the night and tells you that they're glad you chose to dine at Something Snooty and French, you respond, "You should be."

idiot, +1

+1

But, just to be clear, we're ok with the 2018 Cup being held in Anschlussian Russia, a la Berlin '36?

Still, it sure beats the hell out of life for a basketball player named Dele.

I mean, if I had to guess what state any of these colleges are in, I'd say Longwood is excited.

Calling me stupid for what? B/c you assume I didn't get your "joke" about college bball?

No, they're not, but the goal did serve as inspiration for a parallel narrative in Jonathan Safran Foer's upcoming novel.

Nah, not really. I reserve it for stupid people.

Needs more grit.