Sure. Lack of floor slapping, for starters.

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I might be going against the grain, but I'm not going to come down too hard on Braithwaite. I'll bet he simply mistook Pat for Vicious Blow Healey.

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Oh, snap! Madoffs Mets should have included that in his joke!

I wouldn't poo poo the run in 2012. They made it to the conference finals, and lost in a tough 6 game series against a team that featured Kevin Durant, Russel Westbrook, James Harden, and Serge Ibaka. *pauses for dramatic effect* They then made consectutive trips to the finals, winning one. A three year period would…

I usually only hang around these parts to make dumb (and very bad) jokes, but I need to thank you for this article, Albert. For years I've been trying to convince people that Tony Parker has every bit the impact on winning games that the more celebrated, stat-stuffing point guards such as Curry, Paul, Westbrook,…

Fireball works as a great substitute for the cinnamon stick in that mulled wine recipe. Just don't come bitching to me when you come to from your blackout while hitting golf balls at your local police precinct.

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In a dark twist of events, the doctor of Earvin "Magic" Johnson (not the Hall of Fame basketball player, but the 73-year-old magician, native of Anchorage, Alaska) confirmed that his patient is also, in fact, HIV positive, after Johnson (the magician) received a tweet (meant for the former Lakers star) from…

Hamilton's Agent: Bad news, Josh. You're going to be suspended for the year.

Phil Kessel is fed up with Toronto's hockey media and their poor treatment of Maple Leafs defenseman and captain Dion Phaneuf.

That is a pretty chilling account of one friend shooting another in cold blood, but I still don't get why they would put the details in a jar.

I mean, of course. Even at 44, I'd take Jesus over most defensemen currently in the league.

Everyone knew Detroit wanted a right-handed defenseman. Everyone (especially the Leafs) was hoping it'd be Dion Phaneuf.

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That is an impressive mustache. But I don't think it tops A-Rod's beard.