So you're saying he has a nice handle?

I categorically disagree with Jenny Johnson. Everyone on the Gaza Strip is beside themselves because of missiles.

I don't know if he'll be able to replace Kane, but they should be able to lean on him a little bit.

jesus, +1

This is a Deadspin comment thread, buddy. We make dumb jokes here. Do you even understand the joke I made? Do you get that, while it was made in the comment thread of an article relating to Native Americans, it actually had nothing to do with Native Americans? I will state, for the record, for all the idiots that…

that's quality Screamer kinja

Jesus, this guy just really doesn't know when he's finished, does he?

That's beautiful. +1

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Throwback Thursday? Already? C'mon, Tamir Rice wasn't shot that long ago.

Yeah, you definitely aren't a Broncos fan. If you were, then I wouldn't need to tell you that when Peyton arrived in Denver, he hadn't yet installed his ADT Home Security System. In addition, he'd forgotten all of his comforters in Indy. So Peyton called up his trusty tight end, Julius, to come over and lay on top of…

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Which is why, despite his HOF-worthy escapades as a manager, Sparky will always be more highly-regarded among hemophiliacs than among baseball fans.

A great friend will call you every day and remember your birthday. Well, I'll never remember your birthday. I won't even remember your phone number to begin with. But it's already saved in my phone, you say? That won't do me any good, because I won't remember your name. Hell, I can't even remember my name. Who am I?…

Bryden's coach praised the youngster for already having the presence of a 13-year NFL veteran, citing his lack of short-term memory and aversion to bright lights as evidence.

so, so dumb. +1

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oh you idiot! +1

If you have any info on Vegas's whereabouts, check the link. There's a reward.

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