Keanu Reeves starred in The Matrix.

It's no surprise that North Carolina's program has fallen by the wayside in the post-Smith era, seeing as this new generation of Tar Heels can't use a compass.

Drogba's reaction pale's in comparison to the woman sitting in front, who is reduced to speaking gibberish.

Keep your chin up, man. That almost landed.

Steve McSeemsworth>>>>>>>>>Pat Tibbleton. It's probably a little close, though.

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White men are all the same, when whining about 'race wars' in this context. We're all equally annoying.

Xena Sex Parody is actually the theme of my Super Bowl party. Naturally, I'll be dressed as Kevin Sorbo's Hercules.

oof

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I made a dumb joke about using beer to pick up guys, and this is the response you think it warrants?

Why waste time speculating? Given their financial troubles, I'm sure Eddy Curry and Antoine Walker would oblige us with an answer for the right sum of money.

This is great.

I think the slurs were a step too far, but I can't judge these men too harshly. Slinging beer at a poor bear is my tried-and-true method of getting laid.

You shouldn't let yourself be convinced so easily.

This really is impressive. Whenever I try to score on a bender, it ends with me taking a knee to the groin, collapsing to the sticky floor, puking, pissing myself as two burly men throw me outside, and the manager informing me that I'm "banned from this Wal-Mart." So major props to this guy for pulling it off.

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I'm just commenting here to say that I've seen this joke on every online sports commenting forum since the interview. Including Deadspin, yesterday.

At least Anthony expects his escorts to abide by the league's dress code.