They're really upping the quality of the content over there at Fox. I never would've dreamed of seeing Hannity contemplate Balzac on live television.

Cahill joins Francesco Totti and Derek Jeter as ageless wonders out on these pitches.

Man, that's amazing. I've had a bogus professor or two, but for one to be teaching simultaneously at 20 different universities, I mean, s/he deserves some credit, right?

I beg to differ. My friend Jesús won't shut the fuck up about fútbol.

I think that if the Patriots aren't dealt a harsh punishment, then it's obviously a result of Kraft's relationship with Goodell. After all, didn't he suspend Peterson for the entire season on account of switching balls?

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scrumptious

Gammons: [Solemnly nods head, retweets]

Jesus, that was a batshit seance. You'd think that well-connected Spanish sportswriters would have Torres' cell number.

he gives them a fair cut of the profit, and he doesn't sell them down the river

Attacking this bay with Enthusiasm Unknown to Mankind

Attacking this hay with Enthusiasm Unknown to Mankind

The Predator ✔

The unequivocal answer to that question is that it makes you the most punchable.

I just don't see this ending well. I think we all remember the last time a high-profile was undone by a self-serving Bias.

So, tough guys derive value by taking players out of the game who take cheap shots at said tough guys' star players, correct? But given that the cheap shot will have already taken place, and that this is a per game solution (as you point out), then tough guys actually have no value!

Just a couple of weeks ago you guys were saying LeBron can't finish at the rim, and now you're expecting him to help the Cavs come from behind? Jesus, Deadspin has already gone to shit post-Craggs.

Unfortunately, nah.

Cooke has already been taught this lesson, so this instance was actually a case of Cooke pulling this bullshit again. Shockingly, getting knocked out didn't deter him in the slightest from coming back for more. Yay fighting.