I thought this piece was pretty good.

well you shouldn't be trying to eat cities, dummy. serves you right that it tasted like shit

This is great

I wish other people were here to see this.

There were a number of hams working as mop boys prior to the start of the 2013 regular season, but Boris Diaw put an end to that.

Given what we've seen coming out of St. Louis in the last 5 months, I wouldn't be surprised if Kroenke pulls the trigger regardless of whether or not the city surrenders to his demands.

Nope. I said it because he's actually black.

+1

If there is one group of people that have been consistently, violently, and systemically discriminated against in the US, it's Christian, conservative, wealthy, middle-aged white men. Since Curt can't count himself among this group, he's probably full of shit.

+1

This is much better than either of my crab jokes. You win.

Jesus, man. Sure, it was unoriginal, low-hanging fruit, if you will. But there's no need to get all crabby about it.

2nd for now, but Winston's crab walk time at the combine should pull him level with Mariota heading into the draft.

Confusion is par for the course with most of the Irish that I've encountered.

This joke is an underrated joke.

Oof +1

jesus, +1

Poor Detroit.

When asked which day of the week was especially difficult on Twitter, Cutler responded "definitely the eighth one."

+1 step before falling off the wagon