This is the good kind of dumb.

Wait, you actually think Budweiser is morally superior to Coke?

This is great.

*sparkle fingers* vis-à-vis Trap or Die

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It is illegal to be gay in Qatar, and the country's sports minister isn't willing to give anyone a straight answer on whether gay people will be welcome at the World Cup.

I dunno, Bill. As a Ronaldo fan, I'd like to see Messi's account before I rush to judgment.

Another shining example of the gulf in toughness/manliness/blue-collar grit between hockey and basketball, as I'm sure that hoops fans would've taken the escalator.

So, so good.

Little Girl: [Gets drilled in the face by shot from Touré]

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Hehe

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Oh, wow +1

Adrian Peterson pleaded no contest this week to reckless assault (is there any other kind of assault?)

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I'm a little skeptical about this reporting. What would Windhorst know about a healthy conversation?

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Nacho's are usually my go to excuse whenever I shit the bed.

Detroit is paying Kyle Quincey $4.25 million a year to dress up like an NHL hockey player every time they have a game and come out on to the ice with them to actually play. The only way this makes any sense is if, at the end of his contract, it's revealed that he has terminal cancer, and his spell as a professional…