You can count this guy in.

+1

Jeff Weintraub is a fucking chode.

I understand that faking injuries is often dismissed by soccer fans as "gamesmanship," but this is just getting ridiculous.

Holy fuck, man. Milo comes out firing on Monday +1

Khedira would have been a perfect fit.

Fuck Joba Chamberlain, fuck Joe Nathan, fuck Ian Kinsler, fuck Joakim Soria, fuck the Tigers, and fuck Joba Chamberlain.

Yes.

Jesus, was I still drunk when I wrote this?

Matic was always going to be a pain in the ass, because Matic is a beast. Arsenal doesn't have a midfielder to compete with Matic physically, clearly, so why not, at the very least, play your best player in his best position?

Kyle, not trying to be a dick, but why is this on Regressing? This seems mainstream Deadspinny, not numbers/analysis driven enough to be Regressing-y

Why does Wenger refuse to play Oezil centrally? He appears lost out wide against Chelsea's athletic defenders, but has looked brilliant in any match this season where he's been deployed centrally. Wilshere, meanwhile, looks typically shitty in his his central role anytime Arsenal get into the final third. I'm not fan…

She's always been one for the Dark Horse.

Fkn atheist? I'm Catholic! I was under the impression that the Good Book limited us to missionary.

And here I thought the only Catholics who enjoy coming from behind were the priests.

Goddamnit, +1

+1

This is a sample of what you're getting yourself into.

A little late, but I'd like to give a nod to the garlic press. Fuck those things.

Obamacare.