I'm changing my burner name to Gary Anderson. That guy is fucking awesome.

Why didn't you answer my question the other day, vis-a-vis washing my jeans? It's a big issue in my life.

How was this not in the roundup? This is beautiful.

Jose Bautista shat on a columnist? I hope it was consensual, because I'd imagine that's got to be assault if it wasn't.

You said it was redundant. I said people often use it figuratively (which is empirically true). You said only stupid people use it figuratively. Which might be true (I'd argue it's not; people, even smart people, use it hyperbolically), but that doesn't change that my use of the word wasn't redundant. There are many…

Did you skip the whole 'reading the article' thing?

Spanish semantics aside, can we all agree that there is positive correlation between Pedro and happiness?

This is correct. Caribbean dialects =/= Central American dialects

Only stupid people use "every" to mean "not every" and literally for no reason.

So MI and OH are out?

What if I want to retain the color in my jeans, but I enjoy the fit of my jeans post-machine drying with heat? Will machine drying without heat result in the same snug fit?

Bill, you guys should do a UCL roundup.

People often use "every" figuratively, e.g., every NBA player smokes weed. So, no, using literally to clarify that I wasn't speaking figuratively was not redundant.

Given the NFL's stance on domestic violence, I'm shocked they opted for pink merchandise while appealing to their female fans in the first place. I would've expected black and blue.

I'll stop using literally when I use it incorrectly. Name a US sports franchise, outside of the NBA, that doesn't have a working class/blue-collar following that identifies with it.

I agree with this point. I disagree with the phrasing of this point in your post to which I responded, but those are two different things.

Word.

West London, south London, southwest London. We'll split the difference

+1

Fans are fed up; Smith is fed up; Diaw is fed up. This'll be forgotten in a couple of days. Smith's performance won't.