I can honestly say that I'm surprised by this. I would've expected to see everyone in line walking backwards.

This video also explains why he was henceforth known as Will Bluewood.

Going with the David Moyes defense, I see. Classic.

Who gives a shit how well this sick fuck can play football? This guy is a distraction. I have it on good authority that he and his wife are actually Kissing Cousins.

Makes sense. Heading into the 2010 Draft, Mel Kiper said he saw in Dwyer a combination of Ray Rice's power and Adrian Peterson's old school toughness.

I'd say Joel is more of a hole-dinged midfielder than a striker.

This is a Good Joke that has no regard for Humanity.

Zygi Wilf and the Vikings Management on

Well no shit, Joe. They're 35-42 at the Tropicana.

This guy has some fucking nerve. THIS is the by-product of the bling-bling, hip-hop culture that has come to define our society. Now, if this guy were a hockey player, he would've finis...oh, good god, we're all doomed.

Oh, you idiot.

In defense of asshole bros everywhere, as far as imbibing is concerned, I kind of understand why they go for Bud Light (or Budwesier, etc). Stronger beer, despite it's tastiness and higher alcohol content, makes me feel sluggish and sleepy when I drink it en masse (more so than lighter beers/liquor). Now, if I'm…

"Roger, if you don't come out this instant and do your chores, I'm going to make you eat leaves while whipping you in the balls with a tree branch. Do you want me to make you eat leaves while whipping you in the balls with a tree branch?"

I wasn't the first person to respond to him in this thread (SideBar wrote the OP and the original response to him). I don't think my comment suggested he was in the gray. Multiple commenters had responded to him in different threads, and I was pleading with the other anti-child abuse commenters they stop.

The moral of the story is this: finish reading the comment before you respond in a snarky/uninformed manner.

What is there to debate? All of the evidence has been laid bare for everyone. If the open wounds on the flesh of a defenseless 4-year-old, left by their adult father (a 200+ lb professional football player, mind you), aren't enough to convince these fucking degenerates that this is child abuse, what in the fuck makes…

Let me explain how this works. As I'm typing this comment, your comment is currently in the gray (pending approval). Once I'm finished with this explanation, and hit 'Publish,' your comment will no longer be in the gray. When approved commenters (or a large volume of commenters) recommend or respond to the post of an…

Do you have any more InstaQuotes that you want to share with us, Adrian?

This is the American Way, Biff. When your back is against the wall, appeal to the Evangelicals.

Up into the wee hours of the night, dropping gems like this?