Does this mean you'd be distracted by a gay teammate?

Would you consider having a gay teammate a distraction? Do you think your views would reflect those of your colleagues?

Thank you! My kid took a shit on the floor, and to teach the little prick a lesson, I took a shit (literally) on him. Unfortunately, my pussy-liberal neighbor saw me disciplining my kid through the window, and decided to call the cops. I'm now on the sex offenders list because this asshole decided to stick his nose…

If Real are going to pin their hopes for success this year on Illarramendi and Khedira, both of whom are fine players but lack the quality to fill the massive void in the midfield left by the departures of Alsonso and Di Maria, then I feel comfortable writing them off. This team cannot continue to run a 4-2-4 if they…

For one, the Cold War was just that. Cold.

Please elaborate.

Where'd you go? What happened? Did you actually read the conversation, or something?

Battle of Antietam? Never heard of it, think you're full of shit.

Still, it counts as the single bloodiest day in American history. Technically speaking, you're right, but I think that was more his point. He was just off on the numbers.

I mean, unless you were born in the US at the end of the Cold War and were able to experience the 12 year period of relative peace between the fall of the Wall and 9/11, are things much worse now than they've been historically?

Fear and Loathing in America is a wonderfully insightful read for any HST fans. Even the letters as mundane as post-assignment invoices are gold.

I don't think we should take Mueller's investigation seriously. The findings of a "Raumdeuter" won't hold up in the court of public opinion.

I don't think this is really news. Anyone who has watched Monroe try to bang in the post knows that he's a lightweight.

I'm dying. You've had a phenomenal week. You've been a shining light in a week darkened by poop.

How is this drivel not in the gray? And why call out people who like to watch their foot in an article about Roger Goodell? If people aren't supposed to watch their foot, then what the fuck am I supposed to do with my Tuesday afternoons?

Antonio Brown and Spencer Lanning: [chat chummily after the game, clear the air]

Ha!

Not sure if you're a birdwatcher, but a beautiful (though not uncommon) Deadspin pun just when flying over your head.

You take this stuff pretty seriously, huh?