Hi Steven A. Smith!

And having read that, I'm off to what will assuredly be a contented sleep.

In defense of his former player, Andy Reid ate the restaurant.

*dying*

+1

Steven A. Smith: To be fair, if you watch closely, prior to getting on the elevator...

chupacabra69 is ominously missing from this list. I'd expect better, titz69.

I'm all for the shaming. Just want to make sure it's the right people getting shamed (especially in the case of King).

Similar to when Patrick Roy's teammates withdrew their support for their superstar goaltender after video surfaced that proved, counter to Roy's initial defense, that the domestic violence occurred off of the ice.

You listed the wrong Peter King. Leave that guy alone.

Karl Marx Sanchez already had a Diaw dream shake joke down in the grays, but this delivery is just perfect. +1

I will never grow tired of these. Good laughs every time.

So, your criteria for evaluating who has the deepest/best striking core in a WC is to wait until the tournament is over and tally up who scored the most goals? This is brilliant, but it also leaves us with a pretty big problem when evaluating strike forces for the 2018 WC, to wit: we can't judge which team is deepest…

This is literally the funniest thing I've ever read.

Germany had the most striking depth in this WC. I have no clue what you're smoking there.

Oh, duh.

Who is the hottest guy in pro sports after Xabi Alonso? Will the Spurs repeat as champs, and will the Red Wings ever be relevant again?

I also had a Burmese python that ate my 4-year-old cousin.

Jesus, guy. No need to go showing us up like that.

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