2002 the US did make the semifinals, but that field doesn't stack up well with the one that will be expected to head to Russia in 2018.

Sure, if some kind of unseen fortune falls upon the US, they could luck into a semifinal. That doesn't mean it's a realistic goal.

What match were you watching? I was watching one in which a top goalkeeper prevented the scoreline from accurately reflecting what was happening on the field. Just because it went to extra time and the final score read 2-1, does not mean that the US didn't get dominated. 38 shots, 26 on target compared to 14 and 9 (a…

Let's be realistic here. The chances of the US not facing one of these teams in the Round of 16 or the Quarterfinals is nigh impossible. Belgium is the worst of the aforementioned sides, and they manhandled the US in Brazil. Of course they're not going to have to play all of these teams, but if they come up against…

+ the 6th Army

To clarify this comment: we'll be seeing (once again) a stacked Germany squad, a stacked (and very hungry) Spanish squad, an always talented (and also very hungry) Italian squad, a Brazilian squad looking to piece back together an entire nation's psyche, an Argentina squad with a ton of talent (which includes a top…

lol

Looks like the city of Tampa is already prepping their bid for Welker in 2015.

Rolling Rock wins as far as cheap beer is concerned, in regards to both taste and nostalgia. I mean, it's most commonly associated with The Deer Hunter, fer chrissakes.

This made me laugh, loudly. In the workplace.

But Will, those hipsters just love them some thrift and nostalgia.

I'm partial to this list.

He does mental gymnastics like a 12-year-old Chinese girl does real gymnastics.

We don't say hurt anybody. We say hail to the redskins, braves on the war path, fight for old DC

Yeah, so maybe she's not. But I bet she could whip up some mean frog legs.

This guy has to be the favorite for the 2015 Sprite Slam Trunk Contest.

I'll still give it a 9/10. 10/10 if the report was authentic, but ya only lost a point.

I'm dying right now

I don't think you understand how Germany works. Equating the Rhine with a Bayern Munichteam is the American equivalent of equating the Yankees with the Mississippi.

Ha!