Me too. It's almost better that he omitted what he specifically quoted, leaving it instead to imagination.

I laughed

Childhood was meh. Mostly because Ellar Coltrane's voice (post-puberty) annoyed the shit out of me. And that last scene, where our protagonist is stoned off his gourd and shares that metaphysical conversation with an equally stoned co-ed, is just the worst. First half of the movie was brilliant, but it lost me toward…

This is a good joke. I'd be happy to +1 this joke.

No.

+1

Nuh uh. Tim Marchman.

My girlfriend has the same tick. However, I stopped a few weeks ago when she nearly broke my orbital bone with a vicious elbow to the face.

I mean, I don't know what kind of life experiences you've had, Samer, but whenever anyone has repeatedly tried to make contact with my head, it typically means that I'M about to hit a home run.

I agree that the continuity between Ronaldo Bale Benzema Modric and Alonso helps, but I think di Maria was vital in linking up the backline with the attacking three. Are you not a big Vermaelen fan? I watched him quite a bit at Arsenal, and the dude can play. He should fit in nicely with Barca's system, too.

Sam caused further stoked the fires of controversy when, shortly after fielding questions about his post-game shower habits, he announced that he indeed "does not like green eggs and ham."

Clearly on Tuesday we collectively failed to meet the standards we have set in reporting on LGBT-related topics in sports.

Lol, is that you wearing a visor?

This is the Drinking out of Cups of Deadspin comments.

Whoa. This is quite a bit of feedback for a +1

It's no surprise that Milton Keynes were economical with their possession.

You idiot

Oh shit, Erg has done did it!

This is victim blaming. You and Tony Dungy are both victim blamers.

Maaaaaaaaaaaannnn, you dumb +1