Word on the street is that Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is a HUGE fan of Neapolitan vanilla, so much so that he eats the vanilla section and discards the tub without touching the strawberry and chocolate sections.

He's a snake, a gay snake. Not to be trusted.

I'm only commenting to let you know that this did NOT deserve the hearty laughs that it got from me. Ok?

Oh, fuck.

That this is quite the revelation. What other things do you think they look at?

What's wrong with Kaepernick hanging out with BJ Novak?

Brady Moody later withdrew his donation and recanted his initial statement, citing irreconcilable differences with the mission statement of this fundraiser.

Thank you. I didn't even think to delve into the historical arrogant dicks of the game. Roy, Larry Murphy, Phil Esposito. And if we're going to be adults here, we need to acknowledge the reality that nearly every NHL all-time great to ever play the game is an arrogant dick to a certain extent. Some simply hide it…

+1 Economics of Gender textbook

You talked to him about it? Cool.

He's an arrogant dick because he's not the prototypical faux-humble farm boy that the NHL loves? That makes sense.

Wait whaaaaat? Are you saying that NHL teams look at more than trick shot ability when evaluating talent?

Do any of those other 1000 kids stack up favorably with Connor McDavid, according to NHL scouts? If so, by all means, sign them too.

Yep. And that was the joke.

Breath, racist, breath. Your status quo isn't going anywhere.

Cool. Still irrelevant.

And, again, why are we talking about it? It had absolutely nothing to do with the shooting, and is only brought up by Internet Racists like yourself and the police trying to smear his name.

Or, maybe, ya know, you're not actually witnessing a crime? store clerks that are robbed typically report that shit. Why didn't this guy?

And that video clearly shows him paying.

Then death to him!