Wait wait wait. So, based on highly suspect video "evidence" (which has since been debunked), without any investigation whatsoever, you're going to accuse him of violent assault/robbery. Yet you want to wait for an investigation, despite all of the witnesses having said they saw him standing still with his hands up?

Oh, and that whole robbing a store thing? Didn't happen. Video evidence clearly shows him paying. It's unclear what causes the altercation, but whatever it may have been musn't have been that dire. The store clerk didn't even bother to report it.

No! We should be handing them out for jaywalking, though.

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Well, whatever he did, it certainly warranted unloading a clip into him.

Wait, are you saying that one Gawker employee shared an article written by another Gawker employee? This shit is getting out of hand. We best ramp up our crusade against white guilt, golf man. Lest we continue excusing all of the ruckus those blacks are causing in their community.

[H]e assaulted a clerk while robbing a store.

Yeah, fuck white guilt! I mean, let's ignore for a second that this article was written by a black guy, so that we can continue our bitching about white guilt, which is helping black people.

This is a spot on comparison. Minus the crucial detail that Ho-Sang can, ya know, skate and stuff.

Goddamnit. How in the fuck did the Red Wings pass on this kid? All because he lacks CHARACTER. Or, more likely, because he isn't Scandinavian. Good thing we just signed Kenny Holland to an extension.

Can we just set up a live feed for this prospects camp?

Are you kidding me? Maddy, Rob, Diane and I have range for days in the outfield. And Gary's a black hole over at short.

What in the hell are you talking about? My co-ed softball team is a juggernaut.

He shares Johnny Depp quotes on his Facebook wall, via Mike the Situation.

Hey, c'mon now. A shitty kid I may have been, but fat and bald? Never.

Hi, Officer Go Fuck Yourself!

This reminds me of what I used to do as a kid. I'd walk around my house with my Nerf dart blaster threatening anyone who gave me a look I didn't like, be it my mom, dad, dog, or brother. More often than not, I'd make good on those threats, and they'd end up with a dart to the face from point-blank range.

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What is it about Germans (Müller, Özil, and Schürrle) and finding space/making great runs? It's like they lieben raum!

Wow. Even at a young age, Kobe was never one to be denied at the hole.