lol

Bummer. Well, if you ever have to venture into the cold wasteland of the Midwest/Northeast during the fall or winter, give it a go.

Oh, man. This made me laugh so hard/simultaneously reevaluate where I'm at mentally on this fine, Thursday afternoon. I was going to edit the errors out when I initially noticed them ('clives' is a simple enough mistake, but how the fuck did I go from 'night' to 'not?'), but I opted to say "fuck it," because I don't…

If you're from a cold climate state, I have a pro tip for what one should do with a box if not-so-good clementines.

[Smiles in appreciation at Benoit...Balls for the nice compliment]

Pro tip: if you add lemon juice to your guacamole, it will delay the browning process that eventually reduces your guac to a poop-like mas of goop.

Although I do agree that a ripe, high quality clementine sits on top of Fruit Mountain, I think they're too seasonal to crack the top 5. Their raw talent has them appropriately on the cusp of top 5 greatness, but they're too damn inconsistent to take the number 1 slot that their talent merits.

This makes so much more sense. I was beginning to think that you all were a part of ISIS, or something.

This is certainly not a mealymouthed take.

Strawberries and blueberries power bomb raspberries in a battle of the berries.

I would like to argue that clementines are underrated here, but they're so frustratingly inconsistent. They're the Mesut Özil of the fruit world.

Foodspin is one of the best aspects of Deadspin.

The fact that number one is anything other than Albert Burneko immediately invalidates this list. Hey ohhhhhh!

Fuck yeah, man!

Not sure why we're making car insurance jokes, but hey

Hopefully this kid was All State

My larger point is this: in Europe and North America, racism is white people's problem. It has and always will be exclusively a white problem. They are the perpetrators and benefactors of gross institutional racism. There is no denying racism as the great plague of white civilization. However, if you think…

Yeah, I hear you. I mean, you've already said some incredibly dumb shit about racism that reeks of historical ignorance. So best quit while we're ahead then.

Yes, I'm well aware of this. But it doesn't address the point. Is it an American thing, or a white people thing? You said racism is as American as baseball or apple pie. Which is silly, because those two things are inherently racist. Racism? Might I remind you of a certain genpocide that occurred from between…

Focus on a minute grammatical error instead of the larger point. Nice.