Racism is as American as apple pie or baseball or drug addiction.

The Japanese also wanted me to give you there best.

The Mongols say hello. As do the Huns and the Persians. They all send their regards.

Oh man, I'm holding my sides after this one.

Then you might also want to consider the other parties involved. Regardless of your feelings about the incident, it's highly disrespectful to both of the women involved (in this case, the wife and the girlfriend). So, yeah, fuck this guy.

If another man tries to cuckold you, all bets are off. Whatever "bro etiquette" one might have been expecting is forfeited after you try to solicit another man's wife for sex. On Instagram.

Hunter! All of your moves were brilliant. Don't listen to this fool.

I'm with you. We should start a White Rights Movement. Specifically, a White Men's Rights Movement. Our mission statement will be to promote the social, cultural, and economic well-being of white men. You know, fight for a greater voice in American society for white men. I'm tired of all of these blacks, women,…

Start shooting them in the face.

With the advent of this new video, I get the sinking feeling that the case for Tony's innocence is going to take a left turn for the worse.

When did racists become so prevalent on Deadspin? Please, bring back the gray

Humanizes? An asshole's admission of having committed domestic violence humanizes him? Da fuck, man.

Scott Parker?

This is bullshit! If he were a hockey player, he never would hav..wait, what's that you said Mr. Moore?

Is Joe Flacco elite?

This is my new favorite of the Deadspin comment threads

This simply isn't true. Mid90sGoalShirt never implied that Charlotte had anything to do with the financial crisis. He did nothing more than point out the hypocrisy of a Charlotte native complaining about outsiders in Charlotte, despite outsiders having played a large part in helping keep afloat the system (Wall…

Jodie, since the arrival of spam-gore-GIF-trolls, I have a new appreciation for the work you do here.

I don't think you know how Wall Street works.

I'm not too big on the on the decapitation GIFs, but I can certainly live with the others. I like the idea of Deadspin as a one stop shop.