Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

Do you mean bozos such as the one who can be reached at jim@g-omedia.com? 

Almost as bad an idea as Autoplay videos, or letting the bozos at G/OBros Media delete posts critical of their garbage ideas!

Unlike the bozos at G/OBros Media, who delete posts critical of them because they're too chickenshit to admit their ideas are bad.

It’s been pointed out to you, but equating your genitals with a woman’s breasts is part of the issue here. Breasts have a secondary sex purpose, it’s true, but their primary purpose is for the production and storage of milk, used to feed infants.

We only recently (in terms of total human history) sexualized the female…

People finding nude bodies sexual != nude bodies are inherently sexual.

You can also make your point without the unnecessary shot at the commentor’s dick. Or without reinforcing the tired stereotype that having a “small” dick is somehow belittling or a sign of misogyny / projection / whatever.

I know this is a goof response, but you really have to understand that jokes like this equate the entirety of a woman’s body as being equally “sexually explicit,” as male genitalia. You’re basically reinforcing the idea that dicks are inherently offensive, while also saying that every part of a naked woman is…

There is a BIG (or, in your case, small) difference between painting your naked penis and a woman wearing applications that cover her breasts in the same way that a bikini would cover her chest, sans strings.

Oh man...if they actually look like that with the rubber tips, I may have lost my one and only reason for not buying these yet. Apple headphones have never fit my ears, but that would solve that issue. I might be going over to the dark side here. 

I CAN’T HANDLE THE AUTO PLAY ADS..

I guess this is the final game being leaked by activision blizzard.

Listen, Dan Quinn learned his lesson from the Super Bowl and is now consistently outperforming in the 2nd half. What do you want him to do, be good in BOTH halves?

I don’t understand their record. They’re not that far removed from 28 -3.

Atlanta is a cursed sports city. 28-3 will be the only thing the Falcons will be remembered for until the day I die. 

I just would like to say whomever made it so I have to doublecheck to see if my computer’s muted before jumping on Deadspin -

Obligatory off-topic FUCK AUTOPLAY VIDEO comment here...

It’s a little known fact that Dan Quinn had a 28-3 lead in the 3rd quarter against the New England Patriots in Super Bowl LI and still lost the game.

But enough about our Big Wet President!

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