“At the least, Hulk could podium”

“It was his” - Patrick Chung

So the New England entry for WYTS will be change to Why Your Team Blows?

The Patriot Yay

I Know this is like an episode of top gear but....

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

In the NFL, there are two groups of people: those who use recreational drugs, and squares. These are their stories.

A dude named Patrick getting caught with cocaine in New Hampshire is without a doubt the whitest thing I can think of off the top of my head.

a pic of a highly modified GTR and a pic of a bone stock Mk3 R32. got it. 

There is a better way to ride out the delayed start.

Ahhhhhhhhh!

1989 just called and said show some respect for your elders!

I know, shoulda asked the wife to throw some tummy tea on that stretcher so I could get paaaid

22-year olds reading your comment: *laughs in fluent college loan debt*

This is a story I’ve tried and failed to write many times. The closest I got was an Instagram post I tossed up to explain my absence from the internet

Sure, but you’ll pay out the ass for it. 

Listen, we’ve been married a long time. “Love” was bound to fall to “Like” at some point, OK?

They really fucked it up this time, didn’t they my dear?

These pieces of shit are even worse. no back and just as uncomfortable.

I did this once, and 18 months later, boom! Dead battery. Never again.